SSG vs TSM
WHAT WAS HAUNTZER WAI?
Hauntzer在远古龙旁边在等什么？！
——Christmas
——等圣诞节。
remember last world's week 2? still ptsd
还记得S5第二周的恐惧么？
这就是我看到Hauntzer站在完美的位置，有闪现，有大招，有中亚，有火箭腰带，而他什么都没做时候的表情。
No handshake after game, TSM just lefts instantly. Salt overload?
赛后不握手，TSM居然直接离开了，酸翻了吧？
——CoreJJ just stood there and waved at them ...
——CoreJJ站在那里跟他们挥手的样子......
TSM=Team Salt Mid
Man Bjergsen hasn't been bullied that hard since middle school
比尔森从初中开始就再也没被打得这么惨了吧。
@scarra
2016-10-08 20:57 UTC
Wow double played that so well I can't believe they wo--
Sigh nvmd
Scarra推特：
哇哦doublelift打得这么好，我简直不能信他们就要获......
呃，别介意，散了吧。
@idolMariya
2016-10-08 20:48 UTC
Pjerkzsen...
NA Faker, when Faker is against FW.
NA Faker，faker面对FW的时候。
Bjerg looking like Huhi out there
比尔森这场打得像huhi。
SPY VS RNG
This gives new meaning to EU players carrying TSM
EU选手又有了新的carryTSM的方式。
——Denmark once again carrying TSM
——丹麦人再一次carry了TSM。
——EU <3 NA
——EU爱NA
EU has now won 6 games in a row
EU已经连胜6场了。
Haven't lost a game since acquiring the World Championship Belt.
自从G2拿到无冕之王的腰带以来，EU还没输过一场。
简直是世界和平的一天。
——It won't last...
...Next game is TSM vs Splyce.
——但是不会和平太久的......下场比赛就是TSM打SPY。
——If you don't have peace, how can you have war?
——如果没有和平，那么何来战争？
30mins in and 0 qss on the side of rng..
30分钟RNG都没人出水银......
RNG= Results Not Guaranteed
Fun fact : This is the first World Championship ever where
趣味小贴士：这是S赛上第一次，每个队伍都赢了至少一场比赛！
Royal gave up
TSM VS SPY
SPY：上场比尔森打得不好，看上去我们不用太担.......
比尔森锁定了辛德拉。
当你给了比尔森辛德拉的时候。
NA backstabbing EU . : (e
NA背后捅了EU一刀：v(e
TSM Legends Special: From Perkzen to Bjerger King
TSM纪录片特别辑：从perkzen到Bjerger King。
Who needs all that chain cc when death is the best cc
谁需要那些控制链啊，死亡本身就是最好的控制链。
SSG VS RNG
ROYAL NEVER SHOW UPr(yRNG=royal从来没有好表现)
edit: ...........fk (t这是打完最后一场之后的编辑)
Mata: Carrying Samsunge(aOzone) since ~2013
Mata：从2013年以来就在carry三星。
@KiWiKiDLoL
2016-10-08 23:17 UTC
wtf I told core never to copy me if he wants to win...
KiWiKiD推特：
我告诉过coreJJ如果想赢就千万别学我......
m( kiwikid是coreJJ在NA时候的辅助，打得比较差，不过婕拉还不错)
wins !at least one" game TING FOR ON gap is closingTHAT !ELDER DRAGON" FLANK we might have 3 Korean teams with #1 seeds.
“差距正在缩小”，但是我们可能有3支韩国队伍小组第一出线了。
Stop doubting the Koreans guys. They always win.
别再怀疑韩国队了，他们总是能赢的。
RNG=Really Not Good
Uzi going for dade award in week 2?
UZI要拿第二周的dade奖了么？
ROYAL PLS LISTEN
U CAN CHANGE YOUR NAME
U CAN HAVE KOREANS
U CAN EVEN HAVA MATA ITSELF
BUT SAMSUNG IS STILL SAMSUNG
Royal请听着
你可以改名
你可以买韩国人
你可以把mata都买走
但是三星还是三星
Xiaohuhi
SPY VS SSG
S3 - SKT
S4 - Samsung White
S5 - SKT
S6 - Samsung Galaxy
S7 - gap is closing
Daily reminder that KR > ALL
每日小贴士：KR>ALL
S3 - SKT
S4 - SSG
S5 - SKT
Team Liquid
S6 - SSG
S7 - S_ _
S8 - S_ _
So do I mark this thread NSFW? That was one hell of a beating
我是不是该标注本主题不适合工作时浏览？这太血腥暴力了。
——My mom walked in and saw this game
I'm banned from Reddit for a month
——我妈妈走进房间时看到了这个比赛，我一个月都不能看reddit了。
——My mom walked in, and I quickly switched to porn to make it seem better.
——我妈妈走进来的时候，我马上转成了毛片，总比看这个好点。
——My grandma walked in and she had an aneurism. RIP.
——我奶奶走进了房间，她有动脉瘤，安息吧。
The gap is closing.
Between Samsung and ROX/SKT.
差距在缩小，三星和ROX/SKT之间的差距。
Two 23m games in a row.
连着两场23分钟就结束的比赛。
RNG VS TSM
After being banned by Bjergsen twice becuse of bugs, Aurelion sol finaly got his sweet revenge by banning Bjergsen from the rest of worlds.
在被比尔森提出bugban了两次之后，龙王终于成功ban了比尔森，让他不能参加接下来的比赛，这甜美的复仇滋味。
Huhi送来致意。
As usual, C9 is NA's last hope, all is right.
和往常一样，C9成了NA最后的希望，世界线很正常。
——if it fails, you guys are welcome in the H2K boat.
damn i never thought i would one day say that
——如果C9也输了，欢迎登上H2K的小船。
我从来没想过会有机会说这句话。
——or ANX hype boat we still have space.
——或者ANX，我们还有位置。
Can't Leave Groups
Horrible Week 2
C9 is NA's last hope
Sounds familiar.
CLG=Can’t leave groups(出不了线)
糟糕透顶的第二周
C9是NA的最后希望
是不是听着很耳熟？
小女孩：我想要一条龙做圣诞礼物
圣诞老人：现实点
小女孩：那我想要TSM出线
圣诞老人：你刚说的那个龙，想要什么颜色的啊？
Feel bad for Bjergsen. Has one bad game, gets knocked out of world's.
真为比尔森不值，就一场没打好，就从世界赛出局了。
——bjerg and 4 wards
——比尔森和4个眼。
Do you remember the LCS, TSM? It'll be spring soon. And the teams will be in blossom. And fans will be nesting in the venues. And they'll be sowing the memes in the twitch chat... and eating the first of the cheese with cream. Do you remember the taste of cheese?
(魔戒第三部里山姆抱着弗罗多那段吧？)
你还记得LCS么，TSM？那里春日将至，队伍绽放出花朵，粉丝在体育馆里筑巢，并将段子散播到twitch聊天频道里......吃着第一口奶油芝士的味道。你还记得芝士的味道么？
tfw everyone hypes you as a top 4 team and you don't even make it out of groups
每个人都吹你是前四的队伍，而你小组都没出线的感觉。
——Sounds like they lived up to the hype: they made top 4 of their group.
——其实也没吹错，确实小组前四。
@RiotAtlus
2016-1
#Worlds
Atlus推特：
恭喜，你的xiaohu进化成了xiaohuhi！
win one teamfight to give fans false hope :0(
赢下一场团战给粉丝虚假的希望：Y(o
Dear Diary: Nothing has changed, 5th year in a row being disappointed by tsm
亲爱的日记本：今天没有任何改变，5年如一日，TSM还是那么让我失望。
doublelift back to analyst desk
大师兄重回分析台
至少他们训练赛赢了！
Splyce didn't die for this.
SPY死得冤啊。
After C9 fails to qualify tomorrow, Americans can watch the presidentialdebates to realize that nothing is going well for their country.
等明天C9出局之后，美国人就可以回去看总统辩论了，然后意识到他们国家现在简直没啥好事了。
NA=Np(>ot)A<(pdvancing) >(A不能晋级)
daily reminder to thank TSM for taking doublelift
每日小贴士：谢谢TSM带走了doublelift——By CLG粉丝
Atleast TSM can show G2 around on their vacation on America now..
至少现在TSM可以尽地主之谊，带着G2在美国逛逛了。
t least the!y won their scrimsur Xiaohu evo!lved into Xiaohuhi-09 01:06 UTC!Congratulations
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